Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

1

BREAKING NEWS

pb-130225-marines-jb-03.photoblog900
BREAKING NEWS – Parris, South Carolina – Female Marine recruits prepare to fire on the rifle range during boot camp at a Marine Corps Recruit Depot. Their instructors later stated that the women were deadly accurate because of how they were mentally conditioned. Each of them were told to assume that the target they were shooting at was a man that they had a brief fling with, and then he stopped returning their calls.

• 02/27/2013


Previous Post

Next Post

Comments

Leave a Reply

Or