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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son has two children and he’s constantly dropping them off with me without calling first. I love…

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On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the Bible in book of Revelation 21:21, the streets of heaven will be made of gold. I hope…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 25 years old and really attractive. On a scale of 1 to 10, most men will consider…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Unfortunately I was sued in small claims early this week, and I was ordered to pay medical costs of a…

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                   THE EMPTY TOMB

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BREAKING NEWS – Indian Springs, Nevada – Protestors lay down at the entrance to Creech Air Force Base, home to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – After taking a vacation in the United States, and Ultra-Orthodox Jewish man is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nicosia, Cyprus – Many wealthy Russians are outraged, as crisis-ridden Cyprus proceeds with a bank restructuring program…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s “Today Show”, announces that they are currently negotiating with Anderson…

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EASTER EGGS  (4 of 4)

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – According to the latest Nielsen Ratings, NBC is not only fallen far behind…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – Five-time Grammy winner Dionne Warwick, who earned millions of dollars across a half-century…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – An angry and bitter Palestinian street vendor walks past Israeli security forces in…

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EASTER EGGS  (3 of 4)

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Court of Cassation, Italy’s final court of appeal has overturned the acquittal of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – A North Korean general raises his gun to motivate his troops in an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Marlborough, Connecticut – A representative from the State of Connecticut Department of Energy & Environmental Protection is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The MTA in the Big Apple will soon be using a…

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