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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The MTA in the Big Apple will soon be using a controversial method to control the rat population in subways, with birth control. Now the current debate is to either sprinkle the drugs on the ground in various places in the tunnels, or to sell it over-the-counter to rats at pet stores.

• 03/26/2013


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