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BREAKING NEWS – Marlborough, Connecticut – A representative from the State of Connecticut Department of Energy & Environmental Protection is seen stocking the lakes, rivers and streams with nearly 400,000 Rainbow, Brown and Brook Trout. It was done to accommodate the increasing demand for in the field on-the-job training, specifically for lower level Long John Silver’s employees.

Long John Silver's

• 03/26/2013


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