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A North Korean General

BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – A North Korean general raises his gun to motivate his troops in an emotional battle cry. He said they were sick and tired of people being critical of their military, and he vowed to personally kill the next foreigner that made jokes or laughed at how thick their hats are.

• 03/27/2013


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