Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

Foxy Knoxy

BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The Court of Cassation, Italy’s final court of appeal has overturned the acquittal of Amanda Knox a.k.a. “Foxie Knoxie”, after she was tried for murder. Her attorney states that their decision was clearly politically motivated. He explained that they yielded to public pressure after a tape recently surfaced of Knox being recorded while in prison, criticizing two of Italy’s most beloved men, the Pope and Chef Boyardee.

Amanda Knox

• 03/27/2013


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or