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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – Five-time Grammy winner Dionne Warwick, who earned millions of dollars across a half-century of stardom, has filed for bankruptcy. The 72-year old chart topping singer who currently owes the IRS over $10 million, says she’s so broke, that even if she knew the way to San Jose, she couldn’t afford the bus ticket to get her there.

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• 03/28/2013


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