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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – After taking a vacation in the United States, and Ultra-Orthodox Jewish man is seen very frustrated, as he tries to get a fire hot enough so he can grill. He was even more irritated when he discovered that none of the grocery stores in the area, sold spare ribs, barbecue sauce, or Kingsford Charcoals.

• 03/29/2013


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