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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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PURPLE MIST

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Many people who have accused Michael Bloomberg of being the Mayor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Decatur, Georgia – President Obama gets a high five from a preschooler during class regarding his current…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I shocked a large crowd, as he shook his fist and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dublin, Ireland – According to the Guinness Book of World Records, 262 people contributed to setting two…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ellensburg, Washington – Goldilocks alleges that she listened respectfully to the Momma and Pappa Bear, as they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The creators of the miniseries “The Bible” and the History Channel, are denying reports…

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AFRO-VECTORS

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Newly elected Pope Francis I Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina, gets into a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder maintains his position that recently captured terrorist Sulaiman Abu…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After conducting an investigation which included video surveillance, a private detective states that he…

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THE DARKER SIDE OF SPRING

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have four close friends that are constantly late to wherever we are suppose to meet. I’m always…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

  I personally do not believe women with children should be licensed to repair computers. This one lady came over…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband has the worst smelling feet in the world! Within a couple of minutes of him taking…

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                 THE RAIN  (A poem by Blake Grantham)                  I                 …

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was walking past a clothing store in a mall when I saw a group of guys inside using some…

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TWO PUDDLES

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Mechanical problems with the propulsion system arise on another Carnival Cruise ship, this time…

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