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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NAACP along with the ACLU are threatening to sue any construction company that builds homes, that refers to in their floor plans, to a “master” bedroom. They are alleging that title is offensive to African Americans because it indirectly refers to slavery. Both organizations are now demanding that “master bedrooms” be referred to as “large spacious sleeping quarters that is usually owned by people of all races that happen to have sizable incomes”.

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• April 26, 2013


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