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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A growing amount of people are upset with People Magazine choosing Gwyneth Paltrow as the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman”. Many of her detractors state that her arrogant elitist attitude should have disqualified her. Paltrow responded by saying that the assessment of her by the haters are inaccurate, and she is “sick and tired of being misunderstood by commoners and peasants”.

• 04/29/2013


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