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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Smiley Face

Sometimes when I’m walking down the street on a beautiful day, when the sun is shining and there are a few billowy clouds floating in a clear blue sky, I like walking up to perfect strangers when I see them smiling and say, “The entire world is going to hell in hand basket! So what’s so freakin’ funny you uninformed idiot?”

I noticed that a lot of people got really angry at me when I posed the question. I wish they would leave their nasty attitudes at home.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 04/27/2013


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