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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

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I saw the craziest thing on a tennis court yesterday. Two women were playing a doubles match in an intense game. One of the women got so upset with her partner, that she hit her on the side of her head with her tennis equipment knocking a diamond out of her lobe. The police showed up and charged the aggressor with “racket-earring”. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• April 28, 2013


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