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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – In the Middle East, more and more citizens are having their version of Tupperware…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beit Shemesh, Israel – Seven Jewish men have canceled their plans to move to the Texas to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – At the annual meeting of the Seismological Society of America, they disclosed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baghdad, Iraq – A newly released photo from Saddam Hussein’s trial in 2006, has him standing up…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Six members of the Central Intelligence Agency are seen gathered together to give their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Lakers coach Mike D’Antoni, states that Kobe Bryant’s torn Achilles that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – During a meeting at his office, Mayor Dave Bing tells citizens that he is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google finally releases their highly anticipated tech specs “Google Glasses”. The incredible invention…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – The unpredictable North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un has all of his personal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Federal Mortgage Corporations Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are now giving home loans…

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U.S. & World History – Malcolm X was an admired, revered, and a feared human rights activist of the 1960’s. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – In attempt to streamline some of his father’s policies, Kim Jong Un mandates…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Parker Brothers announces that there will be at least a three month delay…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – The Egyptian Embassy announces that their country is now suing the Luxor Hotel in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now accusing the NAACP of racism. They state that the minority…

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