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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Press Club announces that the competition this year is too close to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pago Pago, American Samoa – Air Samoa, which flies in the Pacific region, including American Samoa, the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A teacher is being arrested as he protests the massive amount of public schools…

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BREAKING NEWS – Budyali, Afghanistan – Three second grade teachers in the Middle East are now reconsidering their class curriculum. They…

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BREAKING NEWS – São Paulo, Brazil – The Ambev brewery located in Brazil is churning up controversy, over an ad…

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APRIL SHOWERS  (Unknown) The wind blows The sky darkens We shiver against the cold Black and grey The smell of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Decatur, Georgia – President Obama said he was “totally impressed” with the learning level of a little…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Early in the morning, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is seen going…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Joel Osteen the pastor of the largest church in America, comes out in favor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is seen at the conclusion of a scheduled meeting he had with…

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