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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – In a recent poll by the Daily Telegraph, the majority of Britons want the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According the Daily Caller, the former head of the IRS Douglas Shulman, visited the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Irving, Texas – After the Boy Scouts of America recently began allowing openly gay members to join,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – Controversy has erupted over accusations that Rutgers’ new athletic director Julie Hermann, had…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, tells Congress that he did not commit perjury when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harare, Zimbabwe – A poacher barely escaped with his life and his companion was trampled to death…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Due to a fire at sea, another cruise ship has been disabled. The Royal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The newly released “Hangover III” is said to be the frontrunner for the worst…

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U.S. & World History – A very well known airport in the United States came very close to never getting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Many video game players are outraged at the new XBox One, because it has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – Senator Jeff Sessions blasted President Obama after he held an Oval Office meeting this…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – President Obama’s chief counsel Kathryn Ruemmler, states that he is seriously considering suing reporters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U. S. Attorney General Eric Holder, states that Fox News is not giving him…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – The ACLU is calling the creative tactic of a U.S. Border patrol agent,…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Officials at NASA are currently looking for answers, after an unexpectent incident with…

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