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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Tom Cruise tells the city of Chicago, that he’ll donate $10 million to their famous Museum of Science and Industry if they’ll make a few changes, including strategically placing statues of author L. Ron Hubbard throughout the building. Before sending the check, Cruise also said he wanted them to rename the tourist attraction to the “Museum of Scientology and Industry”, and on the days he visits with his daughter, he didn’t want anyone in the building over 5’4”, to suppress her habit of constantly making insensitive jokes about his height.

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• May 6, 2013


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