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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – In a very emotional speech, former leading man Robert Redford tells a large crowd that it has been very difficult for him to deal with the embarrassing fact of how horribly he’s aged. He choked up and fought back tears after a survey from the audience was taken, and they overwhelming stated that Paul Newman in his current state probably still looks better than him, even though he died five years ago.

Robert Redford

• May 6, 2013


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