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4-Egypt-shoe-discovery

BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – More than 2,000 years ago, someone, perhaps a group of people, hid away some of the most valuable possessions they had — their shoes. The mysterious thing about the footwear, was that they all had an ancient looking “swoosh” on the sides of each one them. They also found some writings on a scroll that suggested that the shoes were made by a company at that time called “St. Nike”, which manufactured their product at several sweat shops in Rome that employed hundreds of underage children.

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• May 15, 2013


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