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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Will Smith’s son Jaden, has decided that for his 15th birthday in July, he would like the gift of freedom from his parents, and to be able to live in his own home. His desire to be emancipated, is because of his strong objections to his father embracing the faith of his close friend, Tom Cruise. Jaden explained that the unique combination of a black man believing in Scientology is an unacceptable level of “weird”.

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• May 15, 2013


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