Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

1

BREAKING NEWS

 

curiosity drills second martian rock

BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Officials at NASA are currently looking for answers, after an unexpectent incident with the “Curiosity” on Mars. Shortly after the all terrain vehicle bored a hole in a crater on the red planet, a golf ball rolled in it. The current administrator of NASA Charles Bolden, announces that he plans on requesting a congressional hearing regarding the policies of the PGA.

MarsNASA

• 05/27/2013


Previous Post

Next Post

Comments

Leave a Reply

Or