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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Many video game players are outraged at the new XBox One, because it has features that could gather more personal data from users than ever before. Feasibly, the new device’s Kinect camera and microphone can be used to gather personal information and data since they’re always on standby mode waiting for user commands. In defending his latest product, Bill Gates angered even more people by saying, “that the only people that should be worried about the high tech info gathering feature, are people who are regularly doing things in their homes, that they know they have no business doing!”

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• May 28, 2013


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