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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Due to a fire at sea, another cruise ship has been disabled. The Royal Caribbean’s Grandeur of the Seas and the ship’s 2,200 passengers were expected back in Baltimore on Tuesday after being flown on charter flights from the Bahamas. When the CEO of Royal Caribbean Adam M. Goldstein, was asked how his cruise line was any different from the Carnival Cruise ships, which at times didn’t have functioning toilets for days, he angrily responded by saying, “Our ships may catch fire and possibly blow up, but at least they don’t stink!”

• May 29, 2013


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