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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – In a recent poll by the Daily Telegraph, the majority of Britons want the current gun laws to be changed, so they can start owning firearms to protect their homes. Most of the British people polled, stated that the present way they protect their homes is often very ineffective, because the average burglar is not deterred with the possibility of having a cup of hot tea thrown in their face.

• 05/31/2013


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