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Life through Blake’s eyes…

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Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day, which was against the rule;
It made the children laugh and play,
because they knew it was just a matter of time before this innocent creature, was either bullied, on the lunch menu, or joined a violent juvenile gang.

Welcome to the real world Mother Goose!

Life through Blake's eyesMother Goose Rhymes

• May 5, 2013


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