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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces that the Justice Department will soon be conducting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Janet Jackson is reportedly ready to settle down away from the spotlight with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on MSNBC, former chairman of the NAACP Julian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Englewood, New Jersey – At the Vicente Tibbs Senior Citizen Building, 75 year-old James Parham has been…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – More embarrassing information is coming out about Michael Jackson, during the lawsuit his…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married five times, and I’m currently engaged again. I have no idea why I keep…

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                Even a cross couldn’t hold him.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

While standing in front of Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota with a group of tourists, I remember one man saying…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just paid $300.00 for some everyday all purpose 3D glasses. No matter what I look at, it’s in 3D,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a working single mother with three teenage boys. School is about to be let out for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder steps away from the podium after giving a press…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Jodi Arias’ attorneys Kirk Nurmi and Jennifer Willmott requested to withdraw as her legal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama announced Wednesday that acting IRS Commissioner Steven Miller would resign in the…

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NIGHT MOVES

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – While testifying in open court regarding his 33 year sentence, O.J. Simpson comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Christian organizations nationwide are outraged at the IRS’ plan, to audit God. The Internal…

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                ROOM CLOUDS  (2 of 2)

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – After millions of dollars spent on research, Google finally has for sell their…

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