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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I come from a very traditional family, and my parents were born and raised in Egypt. I am…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While I was vacationing in Wyoming, I saw a magnificent bald eagle soaring over a lake. All of a sudden…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I unfortunately have to go to the dentist next week. Like many people, I am terrified at the…

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               THE OLD FARM

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – Henry Gribbohm, has filed a police report after he says he lost over…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tired of being alone, business magnate Martha Stewart recently joins the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An angry and frustrated Lindsay Lohan, sends a scathing letter to…

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LIONESS EYES  (A song by Blake Grantham) With her I think you ought to watch your step unless you know…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History and archaeologists announce that they have found…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The President of the ACLU Susan N. Herman, is now suggesting that people refrain…

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STREETLIGHTS & THUNDER CLOUDS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After concluding that a certain group of “southerners” are not being adequately represented, a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pensacola, Florida – Bank of America finally reaches a compromise with a Martian family regarding a loan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – An ancient limestone tablet covered with a mysterious Hebrew text that features the archangel…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – One nationally recognized picture has an interesting background. Entrepreneur Samuel Wilson (1760-1854) founded a meat-packing…

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                  A SPRING BROOK

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