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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop, When the wind blows, the cradle will rock, When the bough breaks, the cradle will…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was a lifeguard at the ocean, but I was recently fired. In both cases, a couple of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

What’s up with this “internal bleeding” nonsense? Why is it even considered a problem? If the blood is contained in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 103 years old, I live in a convalescent home, and I recently bought a laptop to learn…

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                FLYING SOLO AT DUSK

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                 THREE CASTLES

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After a recent meeting with Paula Deen, Jesse Jackson states that he currently believes…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on the “Today Show”, Matt Lauer lectures Paula Deen about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Gregory Roseman an IRS technology official at the center of an investigation into whether…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Paula Deen sits alone as Matt Lauer honors her request to…

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THE REALITY OF LOVE   (A song by Blake Grantham) I’m running through an open field when I reach her my…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Former NSA employee/leaker Edward Snowden remains in a Russian airport, as the United States…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Paula Deen apologizes to “Today Show” meteorologist Al Roker for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many people now believe that the ACLU is taking their “political correctness” to a…

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A TORNADO AND A WINDMILL

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan calls the new movie “The Bling Ring”, racist as well as elitist….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a press conference, President Obama states that an ongoing rumor that the NSA…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Clapper the Director of the National Security Agency (NSA), states that his organization…

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                                      A SUNBEAM ON ONE TREE

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