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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Clapper the Director of the National Security Agency (NSA), states that his organization has never in the past, or will ever in the future, record the audio from the average American’s phone calls. However, he still refuses to comment on why the NSA is offering on their website, transcripts to any Verizon customers who wants copies of conversations that have taken place over the past 5 years, for $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

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• 06/25/2013


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