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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan calls the new movie “The Bling Ring”, racist as well as elitist. The movie is based on a true story about five teenagers in California, that steal approximately $3 million in cash and property. Farrakhan stated that it is unfair for these white teenagers to obtain all this fame from being thieves, when there are so many inner city thugs that are denied the opportunity to have a movie produced about their extensive list of comparable crimes. He said he also planned on requesting gang leaders to encourage their members to boycott the film.

Louis Farrakhan

• 06/26/2013


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