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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a press conference, President Obama states that an ongoing rumor that the NSA will be monitoring the movement of the general population is nothing but a misguided exaggeration. He also stated that he plans to get a law passed, which will mandate people to use passports when they travel from state to state, by 2015. The President further explained, that only the people that he deems as enemies to America will also have tracking devices embedded into their documents.

NSAPresident Obama

• 06/26/2013


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