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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Former NSA employee/leaker Edward Snowden remains in a Russian airport, as the United States continues to demand his return so he can face charges for several crimes. Snowden has rejected the last proposal by the U.S. for him to come home, which was that he would be given a first class ticket, free baggage check-in, and doubling his frequent flyer miles.

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• 06/27/2013


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