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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on the “Today Show”, Matt Lauer lectures Paula Deen about equality in the work place. He openly admitted that he has stabbed people in the back, belittled his staff, and even sabotaged the careers of some of his peers. But he proudly explained that he treated people that way due to his overinflated ego, and never because of racism.

Matt LauerNBCPaula DeenToday Show

• 06/28/2013


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