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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

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What’s up with this “internal bleeding” nonsense? Why is it even considered a problem? If the blood is contained in the body, what’s the big deal? It obviously remains where it’s supposed to be, and not leaking out somewhere. As far as I’m concerned, this is just another ruse by doctors, created to con patients into squandering their hard earned money on a ridiculous fabricated illness… I think.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 06/29/2013


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