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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Editor-in-chief of the New England Journal of Medicine, Dr. Jeffrey M. Drazen, finally acknowledges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Savannah, Georgia – Paula Deen who is currently in damage control, made a slip of the tongue…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Paula Deen posts a video on youtube, apologizing for the derogatory terms she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Five days after Kim Kardashian and Kanye West welcomed a baby girl, they…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – William Shatner gets arrested while performing on Broadway, charged with the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a well known home builder in California, and I have built many mansions for celebrities for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently ended a relationship with a woman I was involved with for a few months. Weeks before I ended…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Something that I recently found disturbing is, back in the old west when a cowboy wore a “10 gallon hat”,…

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Dear Blake, My husband recently had routine surgery for a hernia. While he was sleeping during his recovery, I thought…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Embarrassing emails have now been made public that Brian Williams from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bogotá, Columbia – While speaking to a large crowd in the capital of Columbia, Vice President Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Cap’N Crunch files a lawsuit against the United States Navy, alleging that he has…

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U.S. & World History – One of the most common quotes erroneously attributed to former President Ronald Reagan, happened during…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The Royal Commission on the Ancient and Historical Monuments of Wales, have announced that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Savannah, Georgia – Celebrity chef Paula Deen admitted in a recorded deposition to telling racist jokes, using…

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