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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now encouraging their members to refrain from using the phrase “blind…

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BREAKING NEWS – Enniskillen, Northern Ireland – An extremely awkward moment of silence takes place when President Obama met Russian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republicans continue their push to require a picture I.D. in order to vote as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a source close to Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State plans…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ratings of the extremely liberal “Rachel Maddow Show”, continues to…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The ill tempered King Henry VIII came to throne in 1509 and had the reputation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama finally admits that he personally monitors several hundred Skype accounts on a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stanton, California – A 72-year-old Southern California grandmother who shot at and narrowly missed a man trying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ulsan, South Korea – Researchers from the Ulsan National Institute of Science and Technology have created a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was just informed by one of my relatives that I have been uninvited to our upcoming family picnic, because…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am really interested in this woman that I just met. She is really pretty, but she is…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Father’s Day is coming up and as usual I am reluctant to get him anything. I just turned…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After 20 years of research and countless requests through the Freedom of Information Act, I finally got the answer to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Visual artist Nickolay Lamm of Pittsburgh, Pa., and Dr. Alan Kwan from Washington University…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Gov. George Wallace blocks the entrance to the University of Alabama as he turned back…

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