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BREAKING NEWS – Tuxla Gutierrez, Mexico – An x-ray image shows 94 illegal migrants in a truck bound for America, were discovered by authorities in Tuxla Gutierrez, Mexico. The 78 men and 16 women that were trying to enter the U.S. illegally, were said to be packed tighter “than a cheap can of sardines”, were all wearing t-shirts that read: “We support the Democratic Party.” Vice President Joe Biden was very critical of the driver, calling him “unacceptably inefficient”, explaining that he could have easily gotten 15 more people in the back of the truck.

Joe Biden

• 07/26/2013


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