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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – A security guard is seen directing a model to the highly anticipated “Muslim Men Fashion Show”. This year the theme is bright colors and light fabrics. The designer of clothing line stated that it was created for radical clerics that want to feel fresh and cool while encouraging their followers to go out and blow up innocent infidels.

• July 8, 2013


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