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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Legal experts are weighing in on mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin’s lawsuit, that she just filed. According to the court documents, she is suing Twitter for a $150 million, alleging that their company “does not have any safety measures in place to prevent sexual deviants like Anthony Weiner from running amuck.” Her attorney stated that she also plans on filing a lawsuit against the city of New York next week for by making him the frontrunner in the mayoral race, which has indirectly contributed to his descent into madness.

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• 07/26/2013


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