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bigfoot in Canada

BREAKING NEWS – Mission, British Columbia – Some footage shot by hikers on a trail in Canada, appears to be a very large brown creature traipsing through the wilderness resembling the legendary Bigfoot. But after close examination of the film, scientists have confirmed that it was actually an intoxicated linebacker from the NFL, that was mumbling to himself while naked and staggering through the forest.

Bigfoot

• 07/31/2013


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