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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Continuing a long tradition, North Korean children are trained at a very young age the ways of their country. A four year old in front of the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun, was photographed being taught the fundamentals of how to be an oppressive ruthless dictator that regularly murders indiscriminately, as well as enjoying coloring books and Fisher-Price Toys.

• 07/30/2013


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