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Detroit and the NEA

BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – According to the National Education Association, 47% of all adults in Detroit are illiterate. The NEA went on to say, that the reason why there hasn’t been any city-wide demonstrations to address this issue, is because only half of the people will be able to read the signs of protestors.

National Education AssociationNEA

• 07/30/2013


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