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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton, is seen singing one of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – A graduate from Fudan University is seen crying uncontrollably regarding her future employment opportunities….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NYC cops at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn are ecstatic after…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Capt. Michael Potoczniak marries his partner Todd Saunders, in a ceremony conducted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sapelo Island, Georgia – Eddie Wilson, 65, puts on his glasses while riding the ferry from the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Convicted murderer Jodi Arias said she is upset at the way Lifetime Channel portrayed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California- While receiving an award from BET, Jamie Foxx states that if George Zimmerman is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hartford, Connecticut – Gov. Dannel P. Malloy signed into law a measure insisting that Bridgeport resident Gustave…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lakewood, New Jersey – The American Civil Liberties Union of New Jersey, files a lawsuit to stop…

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BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – The Kellogg Corporation announced today that two members of the famed trio Crackle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the U.S. Supreme Court recent ruling supporting same sex marriage, President Obama announces…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, West Virginia – Other than Tennessee, West Virginia has become the second state that legally allows…

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