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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a rebellious 14 year old daughter that runs away from home every time she doesn’t get…

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                 THE KINTAI BRIDGE IN YAMAGUCHI, JAPAN

Life through Blake’s eyes…

It ain’t over until the plus-size woman sings. (This politically correct nonsense has gotten completely insane).

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                AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After spending more than a decade as back-up singer for Madonna, Donna De…

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BREAKING NEWS – Flatwoods, Kentucky – While visiting his birthplace in Kentucky, country singer Billy Ray Cyrus responds to his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Is drug use becoming fashionable? The California-based retail chain Kitson has recently debuted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, Texas – According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, at least 21 people from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After addressing thousands of people in front of the Lincoln Memorial, President Obama was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Power couple Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, have announced that they have separated temporarily,…

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                 THE HAND HO– USE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Department of Homeland Security employee Ayo Kimathi, gets put on paid administrative leave after…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – After countless sexual harassment allegations from multiple women, Mayor Bob Filner being the…

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                A REALLY BIG BUBBLE

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  BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – Attorney General Eric Schneiderman files a lawsuit against Donald Trump for $40…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California –During a panel discussion at the Television Critics Association Cable TV Summer, Mike Tyson…

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               SPACING

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After stealing the show at the MTV Video Music Awards, former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Three members of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins, Jim Langer, Bob Kuechenberg, and Manny…

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                 COMMITMENT

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