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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A-List actor Will Smith finally admitted that he is now embracing Scientology, just like his best friend Tom Cruise. Smith said he has chosen to reject Christianity, explaining that “Scientology has really expanded my mind to new horizons and ideas, and with my futuristic mindset, I have no doubt that I am much more creative than Jesus”.

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• August 22, 2013


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