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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Department of Homeland Security employee Ayo Kimathi, gets put on paid administrative leave after it was discovered that he had a website advocating that “blacks should kill whites in large numbers”. The Congressional Black Caucus responded by stating, that, “until Kimathi gives a specific number of how many whites, we cannot determine if he crossed a line”.

Congressional Black CaucusDepartment of Homeland Security

• 08/28/2013


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