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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones hh

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Power couple Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, have announced that they have separated temporarily, if not permanently. Douglas blames the problems in their marriage on Jones’ doctors, for curing her of being bi-polar. He explained that shortly after she was finally properly treated and medicated where she sees things clearly, she regularly gets “nauseous and grossed out” at their 25 year age difference.

Michael Douglas

• 08/29/2013


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