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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, Texas – According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, at least 21 people from Eagle Mountain International Church which is a division of Kenneth Copeland Ministries, came down with the measles, where ministers have questioned vaccinations. When church leader Kenneth Copeland was asked if he would be willing to fly some of the members who are in an advanced state of the illness, on his private jet to a hospital that specializes in treating measles, he emphatically said, “No!”. He explained, “That this gives them an opportunity to prove their faith by flying on a commercial jet, and praying diligently that none of the other passengers contracts the highly contagious disease.”

Kenneth Copeland

• 08/29/2013


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