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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Is drug use becoming fashionable? The California-based retail chain Kitson has recently debuted a new line, featuring jersey-like T-shirts and sweatshirts with prescription drug names on the backs. The shirts showcase the names of three drugs: Adderall, Xanax and Vicodin, some of the most frequently abused prescription pills. The ACLU is now accusing Kitson of discrimination, for intentionally excluding crystal- meth, heroine, and cocaine. They explained that even though drug dealers are illegally distributing their products throughout all communities, they still have the right to be treated fairly and with dignity on a level playing field.

ACLU

• 08/30/2013


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