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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Every time there is a family gathering over my house, the same set of relatives does something that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was initially happy when an ex-girlfriend of mine called me and told me that she no longer believes in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, With all the spying recently revealed that’s being done by the NSA, I am very concerned about the…

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               SEAGULLS IN AUSTRALIA

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Buick has a “Park Avenue”, Lincoln has a “Town Car” and Chevrolet has a “Suburban”. All three of these titles…

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                A CANDLE BY A WINDOW

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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, a highly-anticipated week of all-sharks-all-the-time programming, will be addressing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – While serving time in a Nevada prison, O.J. Simpson has now ballooned to over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – The Catholic Church is again in hot water with some of their…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is receiving a mountain of criticism for being in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I announces that he will no longer object to having openly gay…

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BREAKING NEWS – Leipzig, Germany – A baby girl weighing 13.47 pounds that was born without the aid of a…

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